My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
I would buy this 100% fo sure
McGonagall helping trans students create spells to change their body to alleviate dysphoria
Flitwick showing trans students how to charm themselves to always be perceived as their gender identity and to never be misgendered
Slughorn giving lessons on potions that can stop or start facial hair growing
House Heads creating dormitory rooms for non-binary students if they want them and letting trans students choose which section to live in
The new History of Magic teacher including trans wizards in the curriculum
Hogwarts students setting up a clothing exchange for trans students who can’t buy the robes and other clothes they want because of money or family issues
I’m not crying you’re crying
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
i just want a queer version of every show i’ve ever cared about
Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf
instead, he fucking stays
where he belongs
and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students…